beer pong

Beer pong in itself is not so bad but the germs and bacteria involved in that game make me sick. Dirty hands touch the balls that get bounced into the cups. The balls drop on the ground and roll around until dirty hands find them again. Then dirty balls get bounced back into the cups, and from those cups people drink beer. Disgusting. All this could be resolved if people just set aside cups of untouched beers to drink..

free condom?

While I was out at dinner, I reached for my cloth napkin and was surprised to find a gift underneath it. I held it for at least ten seconds trying to figure it out because I initially thought it was a hand wipe. I was wrong. It was a condom. I hope it was just a joke because I would hate to think that the person folding my napkin or setting up my table was getting busy right before s/he touched my napkin.

foul play

A few years ago I hired a landscaper and his team to come and redo my backyard. He hired someone to come and fill in the concrete. While I was enjoying some quiet time at home, my doorbell rang. I later found out the man was the person who brought the concrete mix. He asked to use my bathroom. I should have known better than to let him in, but I did anyway. To my horror he started ripping it up in my bathroom. He had major diarrhea as evidenced by the loud, explosive sounds coming from the bathroom. He was in there for at least fifteen minutes. It was disgusting. When he left I didn't know what to do. I didn't go into the bathroom for a long time after he left, and when I finally felt brave enough to do so, I saw that he left me many presents all over the toilet seat... That was so foul.

unattended samples

I will never eat unattended samples. Store employees should have some standards in how they handle food but you just never know how the customers have fondled these samples. Just thinking about this makes my stomach churn. Think about that the next time you eat an unattended sample: